lets-startwiththeridingcrop:

heyiamslenderman reblogged your post: heyiamslenderman reblogged your post:…

Would you like to fill me in? Keep in mind, I’m hundreds of years old. All these modern things are confusing sometimes….

There’s a TV show called Supernatural spilling all you creepy monster guy’s secrets. Quite an invaluable source of information for us humans. You might want to check it out… 

Do they talk about me specifically? I’m definitely interested. I bet they got a lot of their information wrong… 

slender-mane:

heyiamslenderman:

Not a regular metabolism. In fact, I can’t even really eat food.. I can only “taste” it with my mind. I get my energy from absorbing it from those around me. That’s why when people are around me they get sick. 

Ah, I often wondered… I hope your new friend is taking notes, information such as this is hard to come by.

If you ever want to know anything about how I… “work,” then just read my other posts, or feel free to ask me. 

‘A lot’ to ‘very.’

lornemilee:

thespiann:

So uh, This just happened.

SLENDY I LIKE YOUR PANTS.

… welp.

Hmm… I should buy a pair of these. 

lets-startwiththeridingcrop:

heyiamslenderman reblogged your post: heyiamslenderman started following you

Salt? What am I, a snail?

It’s always an awkward moment when your supernatural being doesn’t know about Supernatural…It’s okay Slendy. I still love you.

Would you like to fill me in? Keep in mind, I’m hundreds of years old. All these modern things are confusing sometimes. 

In fact, it’s a miracle that I own a computer. 

slender-mane:

heyiamslenderman:

slender-mane:

heyiamslenderman:

slender-mane:

heyiamslenderman:

lets-startwiththeridingcrop:

heyiamslenderman started following you

Salt? What am I, a snail?

You are not carrying fries, are you?

No… am I supposed to be?

That is the only reason I think this one might decide to acquire salt because of your presence.

Ah I see…. Well, I don’t eat fries. I need to stay thin. 

We have metabolisms? Why does no one tell me these things…

Not a regular metabolism. In fact, I can’t even really eat food.. I can only “taste” it with my mind. I get my energy from absorbing it from those around me. That’s why when people are around me they get sick. 

slender-mane:

heyiamslenderman:

slender-mane:

heyiamslenderman:

lets-startwiththeridingcrop:

heyiamslenderman started following you

Salt? What am I, a snail?

You are not carrying fries, are you?

No… am I supposed to be?

That is the only reason I think this one might decide to acquire salt because of your presence.

Ah I see…. Well, I don’t eat fries. I need to stay thin. 

habitmademedoit:

heyiamslenderman:

habitmademedoit:

Well..
Hello there.

*giggles*
What..?

Just saying hello. 

slender-mane:

heyiamslenderman:

lets-startwiththeridingcrop:

heyiamslenderman started following you

Salt? What am I, a snail?

You are not carrying fries, are you?

No… am I supposed to be?

habitmademedoit:

Well..
Hello there.